Never mess with a boy holding a flaming sword. Especially if it can also shoot lightning, "volcano lava," super-hard metal walls, and more. |
“That were afore what I conjured me an ice shield with me
trusty rapier!”
This game goes on and on, shifting between remarkably
versatile weapons – i.e. sticks – sheared off the same tree in the park near
our home. His stick spews “volcano lava” and mine strikes back with a wall of
icy water to cool the ground into smooth pāhoehoe lava that
leaves me a perfect path to the boy. His stick shoots lightning toward
me and I absorb it in mine, which has just become heavily grounded rubber.
I get aggressive and shoot a sheet of ice toward him. He dodges
and scurries underneath the play-set to severe the supports of the ship we’re
fighting on.